The strange article

I am very tried.So I want to sleep now.My college only play and sleep.I hate to study.Studying is extremely boring.I very want to sleep when I study.Now in the college,the books almost are writed by English.My English is extremely poor.So I almost can not understand what I am writing about.
So, right now. I am going to introduce my big family. I have a great mother and a great dad. My mother is a beautiful woman, no wonder my father loves her. She often makes a big meal for us. Like yesterday, she bought a big lobster back, we were surprised. But I had a flu so didn’t want to eat anything, and I was very sorry to her to couldn’t eat the big meal with my family. I have a pet dog which name is kira. But I think after the illness, I can have another feast with my big family. Because in Taiwan , we have lots of festival, and after that, I can have enough time to sleep until I wake up naturally. Oh, what a good thing it is.

This article write by 5.6 pelpoe.

In English writing class,teacher tell us that we have to alternate to write this article.

It is extremely funny interestong and fresh.